Hey there, fellow chaos enthusiasts!

You’ve somehow stumbled across my corner of the internet, and I’m here to assure you that I’m not a life coach, guru, or person with my life together. I’m just a neurodivergent human navigating this mess called “life” one bad decision at a time — and guess what? You’re invited to come along for the ride.

So, why this blog? Simple: Caffeine and chaos are my constant companions, and bad decisions? Well, let’s just say I’ve got a PhD in them. Seriously, if there was a degree for making questionable choices while juggling a caffeine addiction, I’d have a wall full of diplomas by now.

Here’s the deal: this blog is for anyone who’s ever made a decision and thought, “Well, that was definitely the worst choice I could’ve made,” but then you do it again… and again… and again. But hey, we’re all just figuring things out, right?

What can you expect from me?

• Caffeine-fueled rants that probably won’t help anyone but will be fun.

• Disastrous decision stories (spoiler: I survive them all, usually).

• Sarcastic takes on adulting — because who said being an adult means having your life together?

• And a whole lot of bad ideas… because, honestly, what’s life without a little chaos?

I’ll be sharing everything from my latest neurodivergent struggles (hello, executive dysfunction) to the epic fails I experience on a daily basis. But I promise, it’s going to be a fun, unfiltered, unapologetic mess. So grab your caffeine, take a seat, and let’s dive headfirst into the chaos.

Cheers to bad decisions, caffeine, and whatever else life throws our way.

Holly Cozad

Official PhD in Poor Life Choices

Currently caffeinated and still questioning my decisions