Hi, I’m Holly— your friendly neighborhood chaos enthusiast, caffeine addict, and proud holder of a PhD in Bad Decisions. I’m here to document the mess that is my life, and trust me, it’s a mess worth sharing.

I’m neurodivergent, which means I have a unique perspective on how to navigate the world — and let’s just say, my strategies involve a lot of coffee, sarcasm, and moments of utter confusion. Adulting? Yeah, I’m still trying to figure out how to do that without accidentally setting something on fire.

I’ve learned that life is a series of questionable choices, impulsive decisions, and a whole lot of caffeine just to keep me awake while I make them. But here’s the twist — I’m not here to fix anything. Nope. I’m just here to share the chaos and let you know that if you’re also making it up as you go, you’re definitely not alone.

On this blog, I’ll be sharing my unfiltered thoughts, sarcastic rants, and the occasional deep dive into what it’s like to navigate the world with a brain that doesn’t always want to cooperate. If you’ve ever wondered if anyone else is as bad at adulting as you are, I’m here to confirm: I am that person.

So, if you’re into caffeine, chaos, and the sweet art of bad decisions, grab a cup (preferably of something caffeinated) and join me on this wild ride.

Holly Cozad

Caffeine-Dependent Chaos Creator

PhD in Poor Life Choices, Still Awaiting My Nobel Prize